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(no subject) [Jan. 2nd, 2005|10:46 pm]
stolen from: [info]intenseblue and [info]hialeahpornstar

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Fail all of my classes.

Get your resolution here


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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2004|10:40 pm]
[mood | restless]
[music |Stupid cooking show]

My dear niece has not returned my phone calls!!!!!
i have something important to tell her but she chooses to ignore me but that is fine and dandy when she does decide to call me , I will not tell her what I have to tell her.
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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2004|09:28 pm]
1) I am a(n)... 30 yr old bisexual slut with adhd sometimes. 2) My ex-boy/girlfriend was... awesome, may he rest in peace. 3) I'm just a(n)... frustrated male in a woman's body! 4) Maybe I should... pull the penis out of my crotch! 5) I love...getting stupid and drinking coffee for no reason at bedtime and cuddle with the cup 6)__________is cute: ALICIA KEYS!!! J-LO, JOE, MY ANUS (IT SMILES AT ME) 7) Looking for... a playmate 8) I don't understand... why things happen, sometimes. 9) I lost my... mind, respect and virginity-help me find it please. May I have yours? 10) My boy/girlfriend is a(n).. as big as a freak as I am and I am thankful. I can have my cake and eat it too. 11) In darkness, I... pass out! 12) Why do I... space out so often? are my gray cells alive? 13) Is there such a thing as...heaven? life after death? 14) Does the... clit have a penus under it? My psychologist says I do. 15) People say I'm... funny, cool, milf 16) Love is... me and ALICIA KEYS IN A HOT TUB 17) You make me wanna... HURL IF YOU SAY "LA LA ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR" 18) Somewhere, someone is... HAVING A THREESOME AND I WAS NOT INVITED 19) Is it true that... BRITNEY SPEARS IS A SLUT? 20) I will always...BE A GREAT MOTHER, EVENTHOUGH AM A NUT 21) Forever is... IS WHAT? IT'S THERE.
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Finally [Nov. 18th, 2004|11:40 am]
[mood | stressed]
[music |some wierd movie called Piano]

finally, i have some peace and quiet to write. Desi!!!!!!
Anyway, I saw your boyfriend today when i went grocery shopping , he looks good with his new haircut. funny he passed right by me and had no clue who I was. Whatever,anyway i have to go, I need to write two research papers and am eating crap here. And I have to meet Joe for lunch. mmmmmm
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im taking over!!! [Nov. 17th, 2004|09:38 pm]
buahaha. ana forgot how to log in, so i've taken over. buahahahaha!

okay signing off now.

~desiree
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